Glasgow Minutes

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Glasgow, Lanarkshire, Scotland

April 10, 2012

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Attending:

• Lavallee, David, B.A., M.Ed., Ph.D. (Chair)

• Townsend, Tim (Secretary)

• Drew, DougL.A.s

As Mudslides brought to table, Chair Lavallee calls the meeting to order.

Chair Lavallee asks waiter to bring extra gravy for Drew’s haggis. Also asks Mudslide Committee Members in attendance to “please refer to ‘gravy’ as ‘jus’ while you’re in the British Isles.”

Drew reminds the Committee that at Martine’s bachelor party he had a gravy boat chained to his leg, and that a stripper bit Shaver’s ear until it bled.

Chair Lavallee calls for nominations to organize the 2013 Golf Trip.

• Drew nominates Sims and Sullivan

• Sec. Townsend nominates Iovino and Sullivan

• Chair Lavallee nominates Edward “Ted” Henneberry and Sullivan

Chair Lavallee says he’s happy to approve past meetings’ minutes. Approves minutes from the 2010 Holiday Inn Express Unicycle Hoedown Mudslide Committee Annual Meeting in Austin, Texas. Asks for minutes from the 2011 My Name Is Not Scumby, It Is William Open Mudslide Committee Meeting in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Sec. Townsend says he was not in attendance at the 2011 My Name Is Not Scumby, It Is William Open Mudslide Committee Meeting in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Chair Lavallee asks Drew for a report on the Mudslide Committee Meeting in Las Vegas. Drew says that all he recalls from the meeting is that “it was at the China Grill.”

Chair Lavallee thanks Drew for his report. Drew says his haggis “has a spicy kick to it.”

Committee votes for Sullivan to organize the 2013 Golf Trip. Chair Lavallee “strongly recommends” Sullivan organize the trip in Cancun.

Chair Lavallee suggests Mudslide Committee should also determine who will come on the trip in future years by issuing “mandatory invitations.”

Sec. Townsend suggests those who decline mandatory invitations for more than two years lose status on Mudslide Committee, and must organize a trip to be reinstated on the Mudslide Committee.

A discussion of the “ideal” number for a trip ensues. Mudslide Committee settles on 12 as ideal.

Chair Lavallee becomes suddenly enraged while discussing Vice Chair Ellis’s occasional substitute role chairing Mudslide Committee meetings in Chair Lavallee’s absence: “Why does he get to do it? Because he’s been on every trip? Ellis sucks.”

Chair Lavallee calls the meeting closed.